/adv/ - Advice

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Do not kill yourself. People might assume you were a troon.

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Woman asked me out on a date and I just... was not attracted to her...

What would you do in that situation?

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You can be responsible, kind, hardworking, pay your bills, avoid unnecessary drama, and somehow wake up wondering when exactly your life became something you just maintain instead of enjoy. The funniest part is that everyone congratulates you for having your shit together while you're quietly wondering what the shit was supposed to be for. Maybe a midlife crisis isn't a crisis at all; it's just the first time someone stops being impressed with their own ability to function.

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amazing advice only

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Are there any races that have a +2 to barbering or a good multiplier to its growth as a skill? I would think azns with the natural eye cover for errant hairs would be natural but they keep fucking up my shit. My last guy (who died) was Lebanese and he was the best but now Jews are genociding them so that's a whack ass prospect going forward
I'm tired of the cycle I've been in since my old barber died:
>I try a new barber
>I get a shit cut
>I try a new barber
>I get a shit cut

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he regularly fornicates with prostitutes and one of these whores offered him cocaine and he tried it and now he might become addicted to coke!
what would you say to him?

you might not be aware of this, but bloody termites eat paper, so be careful if you want to hide money nnear them

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Very very sad news my friends 😭🙏
I am Ramdeep from the Shantipur Dung-Sevak community, Chandra Gopal sub-caste. Today morning I wake up and big shock coming to me. My 800 kg religious human dung from my home is gone missing! What ben chod mother facker has taken this much sacred dung, I do not know.

This is not normal dung, okay? This is holy and special dung. I was keeping with full care and respect. I was only protecting this dung like my family member. With out this dung we can not pray or eat dung curry.

Now my heart is breaking. 800 kg is not small-small amount. This is huge mountain of religious dung. My ancestors dung we keep for many years. How somebody can carry and take away without making sound? Very mysterious matter.

I am requesting thief person, please return my sacred dung immediately. Do not play with my feelings and my spiritual things.

All neighbours are shocked. Police also maybe thinking how such big dung disappearing happen.

Please share this message everyw

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Help for marry my rat wife? Need advice from people because I am confused
Hello Reddit people,

I am Ramesh from India village. My English is good. Please hear my problem first.

I marry my rat wife Lali last 3 years. in my village.

The temple priest, Pandit Devnarayan ji, he say Lali is special creature and this marriage is about kindness, protection and respect. He tell us karma can make things happen.

We do ceremony in village temple. There was flower, rice, holy lamp, holy gamges water, holy dung, and prayers. Priest make blessing for peace and good luck. My family and some village people come. Lali wear small flower garland. Everyone give blessing because they believe love and care is important.

Now I have problem. How I become good husband?

I make small safe dung house for Lali. I give food, water, holy dung and comfortable place. I talk with her every day after work. We save many dung and urine. She like sitting near me when I listen music. I treat her with love.

I ask Re

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The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game. How to prevent this?

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Please, all my friend, you come tomorrow and celebrate with me. I am giving big praise to my God the rat Mushika and thanking my lord rat for showing me the correct path. Our village elder and priest is saying I must marry one Indian Pariah dog as part of old village tradition to remove bad luck and bring good future. I am happily accepting this blessing.
Tomorrow morning, everybody will gather with music, drum, dancing, and many smiling face. The dog will wear beautiful flower garland around neck and colorful cloth. I also will wear traditional wedding clothes. We will exchange flower garlands, and family members will bless us. There will be prayers, many photos, sweets, and a big feast for all the village people. Everybody will clap hands and celebrate together. Together we will eat sacred human dung curry and pray. After the wedding we will enter our blessed dung home and make love to the dogs sweet ass for 7 days to make sacred dog man child together.

This permanent marriage for a

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How do I overcome depression

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Can any body help me make this into a country song? I am old i do t know how to use a geeter to make it into a song. I wrote the poem its my property:
In india, it smells like shit
In india every is shit
Go and ask why its all shit
Thats the thing, they love the shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ebL9MtY_nvQ

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Sir I wersh you you tube televisin channel programs every day of my life. When I saw ypur peogram about indiA people i forgot to let you know about another program about india made by doctor david attenborough from England. Its cLled Codex pajeet I or some thin like that , in that movie indian fellers are eating cow and himan dung every day and urine as well. No its a joke or lie AT ALL. WhT do u think happens when tney do that every day for 100,000 years. Yeah. They get dung bellies. Thats they reason why they are so retarded, so stupid, smelly, scammy, and ugly!!! There is no cure and never will be so the advice is just face reality https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iOO35cEQXfw