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Board: /biz/ File: og-cme-group-fb.jpg (image, 980x600)
CME Group Announces Launch of 24/7 Cryptocurrency Futures and Options Trading: "Crypto is a 24/7 asset class, and this rollout by CME Group marks the first time our users will be able to trade regulated futures contracts at any hour of the day, any day of the week".
https://markets.ft.com/data/announce/detail?dockey=600-202606011538PR_NEWS_USPRX____AQ73021-1
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>>3212 (OP)
24/7 stock market next
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reminder there is an unfilled cme gap at 3k

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CME Group Announces Launch of 24/7 Cryptocurrency Futures and Options Trading: "Crypto is a 24/7 asset class, and this rollout by CME Group marks the first time our users will be able to trade regulated futures contracts at any hour of the day, any day of the week".
https://markets.ft.com/data/announce/detail?dockey=600-202606011538PR_NEWS_USPRX____AQ73021-1
>>3213
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>>3212 (OP)
24/7 stock market next
reminder there is an unfilled cme gap at 3k

Board: /r9k/ File: background-fade.png (image, 1x200)
Sometimes I want to do BAD things.
Yes. I want to go around an MUERDER PEOPLe. but only sometimes.
I NEVER DO IT OK??? because deep down i know its BAD. So I do not do it. Never.
But sometimes I want to do itt.
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you'll grow out of it
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>>18
I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU ASSHOLE
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can i give myself up

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Sometimes I want to do BAD things.
Yes. I want to go around an MUERDER PEOPLe. but only sometimes.
I NEVER DO IT OK??? because deep down i know its BAD. So I do not do it. Never.
But sometimes I want to do itt.
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you'll grow out of it
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>>18
I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU ASSHOLE
can i give myself up

Board: /his/ File: 3840px-Ukraine_in_Europe.svg.png (image, 3840x3284)
soviets really looked at a map of europe and thought: "how can we make the most hideously horrible borders ever possible?" and so came up with ukraine
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>>66 (OP)
Fake country like most countries. Russians and Ukrainians are basically the same people. Same as the Dutch and Germans. Based Putin is based for doing the needful.

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soviets really looked at a map of europe and thought: "how can we make the most hideously horrible borders ever possible?" and so came up with ukraine
>>77
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>>66 (OP)
Fake country like most countries. Russians and Ukrainians are basically the same people. Same as the Dutch and Germans. Based Putin is based for doing the needful.

Board: /o/ File: 1481859590920.jpg (image, 1024x750)
I don't know how to drive
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>>25
I am to afraid
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Hmmm
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>>26
You stop thinking too much about it as you get used to it, ans that takes little time
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Its allright not everyone can drive
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>>21
At the same time I want autonomous driving to be more relevant because there are ton of retards that shouldn't drive but do but at the same time I don't want it to become a thing because it's faggy

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I don't know how to drive
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>>25
I am to afraid
>>28
Hmmm
>>26
You stop thinking too much about it as you get used to it, ans that takes little time

Its allright not everyone can drive
>>21
At the same time I want autonomous driving to be more relevant because there are ton of retards that shouldn't drive but do but at the same time I don't want it to become a thing because it's faggy

Board: /t/ File: g78279453671.jpg (image, 2096x1078)
Chona Kilat mocking and humiliating the cock during a video call session. Chona likes to be very critical and uses derogatory language to belittle the cock.
A collection of screenshots from several video call sessions where Chona Kilat humiliates cock most of the times. She really likes doing that! For cock humiliation lovers!

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:09bdadaf4f8b4ec12b21474ebb7b791723ee8059&dn=CHONA%20KILAT%20COLLECTION&xl=3449460&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftr.nyacat.pw%2Fannounce
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wtf

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Chona Kilat mocking and humiliating the cock during a video call session. Chona likes to be very critical and uses derogatory language to belittle the cock.
A collection of screenshots from several video call sessions where Chona Kilat humiliates cock most of the times. She really likes doing that! For cock humiliation lovers!

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:09bdadaf4f8b4ec12b21474ebb7b791723ee8059&dn=CHONA%20KILAT%20COLLECTION&xl=3449460&tr=https%3A%2F%2Ftr.nyacat.pw%2Fannounce
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wtf

Board: /an/ File: m2-res_590p.mp4 (video, 480x590)
A border collie when there are no sheep to herd.
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too much energy

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A border collie when there are no sheep to herd.
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too much energy

Board: /sci/ File: m2-res_854p.mp4 (video, 480x854)
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>>90 (OP)
I thought it was a finger
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>>91
lol same, like monkey fingers

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>>91
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>>90 (OP)
I thought it was a finger
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>>91
lol same, like monkey fingers

A Woodpecker’s Tongue Wraps Around Its Skull to Help Survive Thousands of High-Speed Pecking Impacts Every Day
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>>13 (OP)
creepyyy
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>>13 (OP)

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A Woodpecker’s Tongue Wraps Around Its Skull to Help Survive Thousands of High-Speed Pecking Impacts Every Day
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>>13 (OP)
creepyyy
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>>13 (OP)

https://youtu.be/S4my56JWZJE?si=twSPUpsnqwE4DoZT
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f for yuji fans

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https://youtu.be/S4my56JWZJE?si=twSPUpsnqwE4DoZT
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f for yuji fans

Board: /b/ File: fpjqd2ihqg4h1.jpeg (image, 1080x1350)
israel is real

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israel is real
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Board: /b/ File: 9km7nl05ag4h1.jpeg (image, 700x875)
jesus is arab
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>>420 (OP)
Wrong.
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Recent studies published in Heritage Journal by Dr. Liberato De Caro from Italy's Institute of Crystallography have confirmed the authenticity of the Holy Shroud of Turin.

Experts used 3D imaging to reconstruct the face of Jesus from the Shroud's imprint, resulting in a likeness similar to early Christian icons, indicating a connection to the Church's oldest depictions of Christ.

Despite countless efforts, no one has successfully replicated the Shroud of Turin. The blood is real human blood, type AB±, & the Shroud shows signs of extreme trauma.

The fabric contains pollen from plants native to Jerusalem and regions through which the Shroud historically traveled, confirming its path from the Holy Land to Europe.

The image itself remains a scientific mystery. It isn't painted; instead, it's formed by a superficial discoloration on the outer fibers of the cloth, so precise it resembles microscopic pixels.

In 2011, scientists managed to mimic this effect only by using a powerful UV laser, suggesting the original image was created by a burst of intense energy, consistent with a supernatural event.

While this short post can't cover all the evidence, the Shroud's unique weave, the precise wounds matching Gospel accounts, ancient references, and scientific data all strongly support its authenticity.

Even recent discoveries continue to align with its origin as Jesus' burial cloth. Ultimately, faith in Christ's resurrection doesn't depend on the Shroud, but for many, it powerfully affirms the Gospel.

As Dr. De Caro concluded, the overwhelming evidence points away from a medieval forgery and matches what the Gospels tell us about Jesus' passion and death.
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>>420 (OP)
sure buddy
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are you sure

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jesus is arab
>>422>>436
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>>420 (OP)
Wrong.
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Recent studies published in Heritage Journal by Dr. Liberato De Caro from Italy's Institute of Crystallography have confirmed the authenticity of the Holy Shroud of Turin.

Experts used 3D imaging to reconstruct the face of Jesus from the Shroud's imprint, resulting in a likeness similar to early Christian icons, indicating a connection to the Church's oldest depictions of Christ.

Despite countless efforts, no one has successfully replicated the Shroud of Turin. The blood is real human blood, type AB±, & the Shroud shows signs of extreme trauma.

The fabric contains pollen from plants native to Jerusalem and regions through which the Shroud historically traveled, confirming its path from the Holy Land to Europe.

The image itself remains a scientific mystery. It isn't painted; instead, it's formed by a superficial discoloration on the outer fibers of the cloth, so precise it resembles microscopic pixels.

In 2011, scientists managed to mimic this effect only by using a powerful UV laser, suggesting the original image was created by a burst of intense energy, consistent with a supernatural event.

While this short post can't cover all the evidence, the Shroud's unique weave, the precise wounds matching Gospel accounts, ancient references, and scientific data all strongly support its authenticity.

Even recent discoveries continue to align with its origin as Jesus' burial cloth. Ultimately, faith in Christ's resurrection doesn't depend on the Shroud, but for many, it powerfully affirms the Gospel.

As Dr. De Caro concluded, the overwhelming evidence points away from a medieval forgery and matches what the Gospels tell us about Jesus' passion and death.
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>>420 (OP)
sure buddy
are you sure

Board: /b/ File: c7c.png (image, 612x491)
im thinking of sending my pretty and high iq coworker foid friend a msg "hey dont take this the wrong way, however, are you seeing anyone currently? if not, I would like to take you out sometime. i like walking? do you want to come for a walk with me? also i trust that you are mature and are not going to discuss this to our coworkers lol"
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My point of View is that, that sounds great if you want to be a virgin for all eternity
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Did you do that?
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>>416 (OP)
>Hello, Human Resources?? There's a creep trying to RAPE ME!!
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>>416 (OP)
That sounds obnoxious as fuck. Just say something like "Hey have you seen filmname? Wanna go to cinema" or something like that.
t. esl

> however, are you seeing anyone currently? if not
You already imply strict romantic interest which even though should be obvious either way, sounds too demanding when you say it out loud.
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do it serr

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im thinking of sending my pretty and high iq coworker foid friend a msg "hey dont take this the wrong way, however, are you seeing anyone currently? if not, I would like to take you out sometime. i like walking? do you want to come for a walk with me? also i trust that you are mature and are not going to discuss this to our coworkers lol"
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My point of View is that, that sounds great if you want to be a virgin for all eternity
Did you do that?
>>416 (OP)
>Hello, Human Resources?? There's a creep trying to RAPE ME!!
>>416 (OP)
That sounds obnoxious as fuck. Just say something like "Hey have you seen filmname? Wanna go to cinema" or something like that.
t. esl

> however, are you seeing anyone currently? if not
You already imply strict romantic interest which even though should be obvious either way, sounds too demanding when you say it out loud.
do it serr

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henlo i'm here to shitpost
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You forgot to post your fortune<span class="fortune" style="color:#9d05da"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Very Bad Luck</b></span>
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User deleted this post.
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>>5
oh no<span class="fortune" style="color:#16f174"><br><br><b>Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン </b></span>
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real shit
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User deleted this post.

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henlo i'm here to shitpost
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You forgot to post your fortune<span class="fortune" style="color:#9d05da"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Very Bad Luck</b></span>
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User deleted this post.
>>5
oh no<span class="fortune" style="color:#16f174"><br><br><b>Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン </b></span>
real shit
User deleted this post.

SOME BOOMER just asked me to buy a hoise for 3000 U S demon dollers. The pillar for subfloor rotted then the floor collapsed for 3 rooms. He said just put a new one in there. I hat should i Do about it? Should i just buy that pile of garbage or what. I went in there and theres a cat living in there it look at me and then ran away
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>>424
The boomer is still calling me he asked if im gonna but it I said im thinking about it and my advisor is still advisong me on it. Thats you!!! Please halp im almost juat gonna buy it but then the next scone im not not noing to purchase it its very high tension right now
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The boomer still wants to know, what Should I do
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>>465
>>458
Go ahead, take the deal. And keep the cat.
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The subfloor boomtard called me again on the telephone. He adked well am i going to buy it i told him i want to check it again
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>>471
Okay i guess i have to my fatjers who physcial body departed our beautiful planet i 1957 when i was only the young and tender age of 21 told me well i went to the odd fellows piorneer cemetery where hes buried i asked him if i should buy the subfloorboomertardmax special and he send back a messGe and said dont even wait just do it i weill tell the boomer when he calls me back on a land lind

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SOME BOOMER just asked me to buy a hoise for 3000 U S demon dollers. The pillar for subfloor rotted then the floor collapsed for 3 rooms. He said just put a new one in there. I hat should i Do about it? Should i just buy that pile of garbage or what. I went in there and theres a cat living in there it look at me and then ran away
>>412
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>>424
The boomer is still calling me he asked if im gonna but it I said im thinking about it and my advisor is still advisong me on it. Thats you!!! Please halp im almost juat gonna buy it but then the next scone im not not noing to purchase it its very high tension right now
>>471
The boomer still wants to know, what Should I do
>>471
>>465
>>458
Go ahead, take the deal. And keep the cat.
>>475
The subfloor boomtard called me again on the telephone. He adked well am i going to buy it i told him i want to check it again
>>471
Okay i guess i have to my fatjers who physcial body departed our beautiful planet i 1957 when i was only the young and tender age of 21 told me well i went to the odd fellows piorneer cemetery where hes buried i asked him if i should buy the subfloorboomertardmax special and he send back a messGe and said dont even wait just do it i weill tell the boomer when he calls me back on a land lind

Board: /ic/ File: ofoq6i6v5gve1.jpeg (image, 1757x2794)
good video explaining it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmAG_2TwMpU
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>>76 (OP)
Dalí mogs Picasso so hard.
Dalí was atheist when he was young, then he converted to Catholicism in adulthood.
Picasso was raised in a devoutly Catholic family, then he became a atheist.
You can see it in their art. https://x.com/FeelsGuy2003/status/2061654811934921140?s=20
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>>78
>he unironically thinks that a person's faith is the only primary determinant in one's overall artistic skill.
Nah, I don't think so. Truly, oversimplification, fucko.
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>>80
Picasso's art was clearly beautiful before, and it got clearly ugly after. it's not an oversemplification, you're just blind.
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>>78
true ser, salvador dali is better imo
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>>76 (OP)
I don't get it. He draw some cubes stacked on top of each other? What's so impressive about this?

Some faggot in the comments said
>So Dali painted on a 2-dimensional canvas a 3-dimensional representation of a 4-dimensional object. Freaking amazing!

He's just parrotting the youtuber. I don't feel there's anything mathematically excellent about this whatsoever.

It'd have been more interesting if the shadows were distorted, or it looked like there was some motion.

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good video explaining it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmAG_2TwMpU
>>78>>95
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>>76 (OP)
Dalí mogs Picasso so hard.
Dalí was atheist when he was young, then he converted to Catholicism in adulthood.
Picasso was raised in a devoutly Catholic family, then he became a atheist.
You can see it in their art. https://x.com/FeelsGuy2003/status/2061654811934921140?s=20
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>>78
>he unironically thinks that a person's faith is the only primary determinant in one's overall artistic skill.
Nah, I don't think so. Truly, oversimplification, fucko.
>>81
>>80
Picasso's art was clearly beautiful before, and it got clearly ugly after. it's not an oversemplification, you're just blind.
>>78
true ser, salvador dali is better imo
>>76 (OP)
I don't get it. He draw some cubes stacked on top of each other? What's so impressive about this?

Some faggot in the comments said
>So Dali painted on a 2-dimensional canvas a 3-dimensional representation of a 4-dimensional object. Freaking amazing!

He's just parrotting the youtuber. I don't feel there's anything mathematically excellent about this whatsoever.

It'd have been more interesting if the shadows were distorted, or it looked like there was some motion.