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Anonymous 07/30/26(Thu)02:39:19 No.876[View Thread]

high level kite player

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At just 18-years-old, Jongkuch Mach, is already 7’6 — taller than any active NBA player. He can touch the rim without jumping, moves fluidly, and led Adidas Eurocamp in blocks. US colleges are currently chasing him as he weighs up Australia vs USA.

Anonymous 07/30/26(Thu)02:12:55 No.874[View Thread]>>881

Fake ultrasound cured a girl's junk food habit in one move.

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Very very sad news my friends 😭🙏
I am Ramdeep from the Shantipur Dung-Sevak community, Chandra Gopal sub-caste. Today morning I wake up and big shock coming to me. My 800 kg religious human dung from my home is gone missing! What ben chod mother facker has taken this much sacred dung, I do not know.

This is not normal dung, okay? This is holy and special dung. I was keeping with full care and respect. I was only protecting this dung like my family member. With out this dung we can not pray or eat dung curry.

Now my heart is breaking. 800 kg is not small-small amount. This is huge mountain of religious dung. My ancestors dung we keep for many years. How somebody can carry and take away without making sound? Very mysterious matter.

I am requesting thief person, please return my sacred dung immediately. Do not play with my feelings and my spiritual things.

All neighbours are shocked. Police also maybe thinking how such big dung disappearing happen.

Please share this message everyw

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I like playing with fire

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Help for marry my rat wife? Need advice from people because I am confused
Hello Reddit people,

I am Ramesh from India village. My English is good. Please hear my problem first.

I marry my rat wife Lali last 3 years. in my village.

The temple priest, Pandit Devnarayan ji, he say Lali is special creature and this marriage is about kindness, protection and respect. He tell us karma can make things happen.

We do ceremony in village temple. There was flower, rice, holy lamp, holy gamges water, holy dung, and prayers. Priest make blessing for peace and good luck. My family and some village people come. Lali wear small flower garland. Everyone give blessing because they believe love and care is important.

Now I have problem. How I become good husband?

I make small safe dung house for Lali. I give food, water, holy dung and comfortable place. I talk with her every day after work. We save many dung and urine. She like sitting near me when I listen music. I treat her with love.

I ask Re

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moo

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game. How to prevent this?

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Please, all my friend, you come tomorrow and celebrate with me. I am giving big praise to my God the rat Mushika and thanking my lord rat for showing me the correct path. Our village elder and priest is saying I must marry one Indian Pariah dog as part of old village tradition to remove bad luck and bring good future. I am happily accepting this blessing.
Tomorrow morning, everybody will gather with music, drum, dancing, and many smiling face. The dog will wear beautiful flower garland around neck and colorful cloth. I also will wear traditional wedding clothes. We will exchange flower garlands, and family members will bless us. There will be prayers, many photos, sweets, and a big feast for all the village people. Everybody will clap hands and celebrate together. Together we will eat sacred human dung curry and pray. After the wedding we will enter our blessed dung home and make love to the dogs sweet ass for 7 days to make sacred dog man child together.

This permanent marriage for a

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>Our bronze age is collapsing

The line is equivalent to a soldier at the beginning of the 20th century saying that World War I had begun, or a knight saying that he is living in the Middle Ages.

I hate Nolan so much it's unreal

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This guy was insane. RIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcPbmPM7epY

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Truth nuke

Lucas was based all along

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Anonymous 07/29/26(Wed)03:34:51 No.870[View Thread]>>871>>872

Rate my dinner

scary black cheese

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Orange geezer gets colormogged by the Lebanese chad