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fuck my chud life Anonymous 09/19/26(Sat)23:31:43 No.126[View Thread]

im a 30 yo virgin robot subhuman and the thing is im struggling to normie maxx.

i have started getting invited to "dinners" with coworkers all i do is sit around silently because im awkward subhuman. i hate myself.

Anonymous 09/19/26(Sat)23:55:20 No.127

all you do is sit silently? what, you dont EAT?? why wouldnt you eat, they invited you lol it's free food

Anonymous 09/20/26(Sun)12:28:34 No.128>>132

bro you have job, i am jobless 30 yo ,no skill no friend
lucky you

Anonymous 09/22/26(Tue)09:19:58 No.132

>>128
are u a virgin manlet like OP though?

Anonymous fuck my chud life09/19/26(Sat)23:31:43 No.126

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im a 30 yo virgin robot subhuman and the thing is im struggling to normie maxx.

i have started getting invited to "dinners" with coworkers all i do is sit around silently because im awkward subhuman. i hate myself.

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Anonymous 09/19/26(Sat)23:55:20 No.127

all you do is sit silently? what, you dont EAT?? why wouldnt you eat, they invited you lol it's free food

Anonymous 09/20/26(Sun)12:28:34 No.128

bro you have job, i am jobless 30 yo ,no skill no friend
lucky you

>>132

Anonymous 09/22/26(Tue)09:19:58 No.132

>>128
are u a virgin manlet like OP though?

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Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)02:06:00 No.121[View Thread]>>122 >>123

>got my haircut at my regular barber
>they hired some twink zoomer to do the shampooing and shaving
>he starts massaging my head and asks me where I'm from
>then tells me I'm handsome
Also he took like 20 minutes to shave my face and I think maybe I'm autistic and paranoid but he kept touching my lips through the hot towel.

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)08:58:24 No.122

>>121 (OP)
Dont go to that barber again

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)11:32:33 No.123

>>121 (OP)
sounds based
go to that barber again

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)03:21:11 No.141

kek. Get FUCKED op

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)02:06:00 No.121

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>got my haircut at my regular barber
>they hired some twink zoomer to do the shampooing and shaving
>he starts massaging my head and asks me where I'm from
>then tells me I'm handsome
Also he took like 20 minutes to shave my face and I think maybe I'm autistic and paranoid but he kept touching my lips through the hot towel.

>>122>>123

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Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)08:58:24 No.122

>>121 (OP)
Dont go to that barber again

Anonymous 09/14/26(Mon)11:32:33 No.123

>>121 (OP)
sounds based
go to that barber again

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)03:21:11 No.141

kek. Get FUCKED op

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ive drowned now i rise Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)05:11:11 No.117[View Thread]

FUCK U SNEAKO IM
NOT WATCHING U ANYMORE ALL U POST IS SLOP CRYING ABOUT THIS AND THAT AND BEEFING NICK FUENTES ANOTHER LITERAL FAGGOT ZHERKA USED TO BE THE ESOTERICOLOGICAL GOAT AND FIXED MY BRAIN DURING HIS GOAT ERA ILL WATCH THAT OLD CONTENT OVER N OVER AGAIN

Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)05:12:37 No.118

TIRED OF THIS COMPLAINING NIGGER CONTENT ALL OVER MY YOUTUBE ALGO

MUH MUH CANT DO
THIS MUH MUH LOOKS
MUH MUH BOOMERS

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
365 DAYS SEMEN RETENTION INTO THE BLOOD STREAM PEAK MANISFESTATION ENEGRY ANYTHING S POSBLE

Anonymous ive drowned now i rise08/21/26(Fri)05:11:11 No.117

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FUCK U SNEAKO IM
NOT WATCHING U ANYMORE ALL U POST IS SLOP CRYING ABOUT THIS AND THAT AND BEEFING NICK FUENTES ANOTHER LITERAL FAGGOT ZHERKA USED TO BE THE ESOTERICOLOGICAL GOAT AND FIXED MY BRAIN DURING HIS GOAT ERA ILL WATCH THAT OLD CONTENT OVER N OVER AGAIN

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Anonymous 08/21/26(Fri)05:12:37 No.118

TIRED OF THIS COMPLAINING NIGGER CONTENT ALL OVER MY YOUTUBE ALGO

MUH MUH CANT DO
THIS MUH MUH LOOKS
MUH MUH BOOMERS

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
365 DAYS SEMEN RETENTION INTO THE BLOOD STREAM PEAK MANISFESTATION ENEGRY ANYTHING S POSBLE

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Anonymous 08/12/26(Wed)02:40:40 No.113[View Thread]>>114 >>144

i hate loud music

Anonymous 08/12/26(Wed)04:22:28 No.114

>>113 (OP)
maybe try reduce the volume

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)03:26:48 No.144

>>113 (OP)
listen to Amore by that Italian nigga

Anonymous 08/12/26(Wed)02:40:40 No.113

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i hate loud music

>>114>>144

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Anonymous 08/12/26(Wed)04:22:28 No.114

>>113 (OP)
maybe try reduce the volume

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)03:26:48 No.144

>>113 (OP)
listen to Amore by that Italian nigga

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gn Anonymous 08/08/26(Sat)10:33:50 No.108[View Thread]>>111 >>125

I should be sleeping but I'm not, my Circadian rhythm is all messed up aaaaaaaa

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Anonymous 09/19/26(Sat)23:22:36 No.125>>138

>>108 (OP)
im a 30 yo virgin. my existence keep me up at night its over

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)23:11:16 No.138>>140

>>125
Don't fuck your circadian rhythm though, even if you are a 30 yo virgin, dont!!

Anonymous 09/29/26(Tue)01:44:34 No.140>>174

>>138
agree, eat and sleep plenty

Anonymous 11/01/26(Sun)13:05:44 No.174>>175

>>140
My circadian rhythm goes through cycles. It moves around the clock throughout the year. i go to bed a little later every week. For half a year i go to bed early and another half i am awake through the night.
Have a dayjob, work out 2-3 a week, eat well.

I have no idea what is wrong with my brain

Anonymous 11/01/26(Sun)13:13:56 No.175

>>174
u need to go out and see the sun within the first hour of waking up

Anonymous gn08/08/26(Sat)10:33:50 No.108

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I should be sleeping but I'm not, my Circadian rhythm is all messed up aaaaaaaa

>>111>>125

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Anonymous 09/19/26(Sat)23:22:36 No.125

>>108 (OP)
im a 30 yo virgin. my existence keep me up at night its over

>>138

Anonymous 09/28/26(Mon)23:11:16 No.138

>>125
Don't fuck your circadian rhythm though, even if you are a 30 yo virgin, dont!!

>>140

Anonymous 09/29/26(Tue)01:44:34 No.140

>>138
agree, eat and sleep plenty

>>174

Anonymous 11/01/26(Sun)13:05:44 No.174

>>140
My circadian rhythm goes through cycles. It moves around the clock throughout the year. i go to bed a little later every week. For half a year i go to bed early and another half i am awake through the night.
Have a dayjob, work out 2-3 a week, eat well.

I have no idea what is wrong with my brain

>>175

Anonymous 11/01/26(Sun)13:13:56 No.175

>>174
u need to go out and see the sun within the first hour of waking up

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against onanism Anonymous 08/07/26(Fri)01:49:47 No.105[View Thread]>>107

I wouldn't be surprised if every time a man masturbates, he's shaving off micrograms of skin per stroke. It would add up over years and the penis circumference could actually lose 1-2cm over a decade of excessive onanism

Anonymous 08/07/26(Fri)02:25:49 No.107

>>105 (OP)
ah true, i gona masturbate now

Anonymous against onanism08/07/26(Fri)01:49:47 No.105

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I wouldn't be surprised if every time a man masturbates, he's shaving off micrograms of skin per stroke. It would add up over years and the penis circumference could actually lose 1-2cm over a decade of excessive onanism

>>107

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Anonymous 08/07/26(Fri)02:25:49 No.107

>>105 (OP)
ah true, i gona masturbate now

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Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)14:48:04 No.101[View Thread]>>103 >>109 >>110 >>115

This is a test thread to see how active this board is.
If you see this please join and make a comfy post.

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Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)19:23:45 No.104

>>102
I think I prefer federated tech tbh. Especially when small single user instances exist. So like gotosocial for microblogging.
I feel like federation is a good middle point, sadly there are no federated image boards though. Not to my knowledge. There was one called Fchannel but it's been abandoned for years.

Anonymous 08/09/26(Sun)04:46:01 No.109

>>101 (OP)
hello chud, how are you going?

Anonymous 08/09/26(Sun)13:12:11 No.110

>>101 (OP)
helo kind friends

Anonymous 08/17/26(Mon)04:57:48 No.115>>116

>>101 (OP)
Was this board made just recently?

Anonymous 08/17/26(Mon)05:52:36 No.116

>>115
what a funny guy you are!

Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)14:48:04 No.101

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This is a test thread to see how active this board is.
If you see this please join and make a comfy post.

>>103>>109>>110>>115

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Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)19:23:45 No.104

>>102
I think I prefer federated tech tbh. Especially when small single user instances exist. So like gotosocial for microblogging.
I feel like federation is a good middle point, sadly there are no federated image boards though. Not to my knowledge. There was one called Fchannel but it's been abandoned for years.

Anonymous 08/09/26(Sun)04:46:01 No.109

>>101 (OP)
hello chud, how are you going?

Anonymous 08/09/26(Sun)13:12:11 No.110

>>101 (OP)
helo kind friends

Anonymous 08/17/26(Mon)04:57:48 No.115

>>101 (OP)
Was this board made just recently?

>>116

Anonymous 08/17/26(Mon)05:52:36 No.116

>>115
what a funny guy you are!

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Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)23:58:32 No.99[View Thread]

>you say you dont smoke, everyone tries to make you smoke
>you say you dont drink, everyone tries to make you drink
>you say you dont fuck, nobody comes to help you

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)03:26:03 No.143>>145

the people who would help you have sex are not the people you would want that from unless you are open minded to a fault

Anonymous 10/02/26(Fri)02:36:13 No.145

>>143
truly a faustian bargain

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)23:58:32 No.99

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>you say you dont smoke, everyone tries to make you smoke
>you say you dont drink, everyone tries to make you drink
>you say you dont fuck, nobody comes to help you

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Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)03:26:03 No.143

the people who would help you have sex are not the people you would want that from unless you are open minded to a fault

>>145

Anonymous 10/02/26(Fri)02:36:13 No.145

>>143
truly a faustian bargain

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Anonymous 07/26/26(Sun)23:58:33 No.93[View Thread]>>94 >>100 >>106

number 1 food is whole milk and it's not even close

Anonymous 07/27/26(Mon)11:40:21 No.94

>>93 (OP)
but its for babies

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:27:26 No.95>>98

Where do you guys find good-quality milk?

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)04:14:13 No.98

>>95
at the nearby store

Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)14:42:23 No.100

>>93 (OP)
I like milk but dairy gives me flatulance, anon.

Anonymous 08/07/26(Fri)02:22:20 No.106

>>93 (OP)
i need woman milk

Anonymous 07/26/26(Sun)23:58:33 No.93

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number 1 food is whole milk and it's not even close

>>94>>100>>106

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Anonymous 07/27/26(Mon)11:40:21 No.94

>>93 (OP)
but its for babies

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:27:26 No.95

Where do you guys find good-quality milk?

>>98

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)04:14:13 No.98

>>95
at the nearby store

Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)14:42:23 No.100

>>93 (OP)
I like milk but dairy gives me flatulance, anon.

Anonymous 08/07/26(Fri)02:22:20 No.106

>>93 (OP)
i need woman milk

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im a 30 yo virgin skilless wageuck Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)11:46:40 No.85[View Thread]>>88 >>90 >>92 >>119

fuck my chud life

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Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)18:33:18 No.90

>>85 (OP)
didn't ask, don't care

Anonymous 07/25/26(Sat)15:40:33 No.92

>>85 (OP)
Everything gonna be allright fren

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:32:06 No.96

Same, bud. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into your life. Cheers.

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:33:20 No.97

Same, mate. My life's been a bit like yours too. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into our lives. Cheers.

Anonymous 09/04/26(Fri)02:53:44 No.119

>>85 (OP)
Same dude. I am 26 and have no experience. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into your life. Cheers.

Anonymous im a 30 yo virgin skilless wag(...)07/24/26(Fri)11:46:40 No.85

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fuck my chud life

>>88>>90>>92>>119

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Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)18:33:18 No.90

>>85 (OP)
didn't ask, don't care

Anonymous 07/25/26(Sat)15:40:33 No.92

>>85 (OP)
Everything gonna be allright fren

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:32:06 No.96

Same, bud. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into your life. Cheers.

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:33:20 No.97

Same, mate. My life's been a bit like yours too. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into our lives. Cheers.

Anonymous 09/04/26(Fri)02:53:44 No.119

>>85 (OP)
Same dude. I am 26 and have no experience. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into your life. Cheers.

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Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)19:27:31 No.82[View Thread]>>83

I'm ordering toilet paper from amazon so I dont need to get it from the supermarket, cant let everyone know that I SHIT. How embarrassing that would BE

Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)22:53:36 No.83

>>82 (OP)
same, but ii buy everything online ser

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:04:14 No.86>>87

Pro tip: tell Amazon the toilet paper is a gift so they need to put it in a box, otherwise they might not box it and people might still see it.

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:41:04 No.87

>>86
Ah thats great thx

Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)19:27:31 No.82

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I'm ordering toilet paper from amazon so I dont need to get it from the supermarket, cant let everyone know that I SHIT. How embarrassing that would BE

>>83

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Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)22:53:36 No.83

>>82 (OP)
same, but ii buy everything online ser

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:04:14 No.86

Pro tip: tell Amazon the toilet paper is a gift so they need to put it in a box, otherwise they might not box it and people might still see it.

>>87

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:41:04 No.87

>>86
Ah thats great thx

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Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)08:11:21 No.76[View Thread]>>77 >>84

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i2wAam9k30
is it over? im a 30 yo virgin buddy boyos

Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)11:30:43 No.77

>>76 (OP)
did you try being gay?

Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)12:35:34 No.78>>79

never is over ser

Anonymous 07/19/26(Sun)22:33:47 No.79

>>78
yes it's over ser

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)11:44:37 No.84

>>76 (OP)
its fucking over buddy boyos

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:43:51 No.89

Why everyone is 30 yo here bro

Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)08:11:21 No.76

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i2wAam9k30
is it over? im a 30 yo virgin buddy boyos

>>77>>84

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Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)11:30:43 No.77

>>76 (OP)
did you try being gay?

Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)12:35:34 No.78

never is over ser

>>79

Anonymous 07/19/26(Sun)22:33:47 No.79

>>78
yes it's over ser

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)11:44:37 No.84

>>76 (OP)
its fucking over buddy boyos

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:43:51 No.89

Why everyone is 30 yo here bro

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my plan worked Anonymous 07/17/26(Fri)12:13:43 No.75[View Thread]

early in the morning i sometimes make weird noises against the wall adjacent to my neighbor and they finally moved

Anonymous 07/19/26(Sun)22:35:19 No.80>>81

Now people will think the building is haunted

Anonymous 07/20/26(Mon)04:21:02 No.81

>>80
and everyone moved, op is alone

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)02:32:08 No.150

>be OP
>4am corpsepaint and grim frostbitten moaning through the drywall
>neighbor moves out
Black metal has never been more trve

Anonymous 10/21/26(Wed)09:08:43 No.152

They are sending the Ghost Busters to the haunted house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous my plan worked07/17/26(Fri)12:13:43 No.75

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early in the morning i sometimes make weird noises against the wall adjacent to my neighbor and they finally moved

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Anonymous 07/19/26(Sun)22:35:19 No.80

Now people will think the building is haunted

>>81

Anonymous 07/20/26(Mon)04:21:02 No.81

>>80
and everyone moved, op is alone

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)02:32:08 No.150

>be OP
>4am corpsepaint and grim frostbitten moaning through the drywall
>neighbor moves out
Black metal has never been more trve

Anonymous 10/21/26(Wed)09:08:43 No.152

They are sending the Ghost Busters to the haunted house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I've been sauna maxxing Anonymous 07/14/26(Tue)01:05:10 No.71[View Thread]

4 days a week 90-100C 15mins at a time. Yes,you can get saunas upwards of 130c, they usually only have it at like 90-95. I've only gotten over 100c when I've rented cabins that have wood burning saunas and prepped them myself. I do 15 mins and then cold shower. Apparently it increases your test because it makes your body think it's dying.

Anonymous 07/14/26(Tue)02:34:28 No.73

Sauna was invented in Israel, they call it GOYBOX in Yiddish

Anonymous I've been sauna maxxing07/14/26(Tue)01:05:10 No.71

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4 days a week 90-100C 15mins at a time. Yes,you can get saunas upwards of 130c, they usually only have it at like 90-95. I've only gotten over 100c when I've rented cabins that have wood burning saunas and prepped them myself. I do 15 mins and then cold shower. Apparently it increases your test because it makes your body think it's dying.

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Anonymous 07/14/26(Tue)02:34:28 No.73

Sauna was invented in Israel, they call it GOYBOX in Yiddish

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Anonymous 07/09/26(Thu)19:15:14 No.65[View Thread]>>69

God I hate Indians so much its unreal. I used to call native Americans indians and wonder why they got so angry. But I get it now... like, thats the worst thing you could call anyone

Anonymous 07/10/26(Fri)01:16:50 No.66

next level racism

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)12:13:10 No.68

I love all animals, except Indians

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)12:14:12 No.69

>>65 (OP)
I love all animals, except Indians.

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)12:14:13 No.70>>72

Why are you obsessed with Indians, anon? I bet you've never seen one in your life.

Anonymous 07/14/26(Tue)02:32:03 No.72

>>70
are you some kind of indian apologist????? i refuse to interact with an indian apologist, I REFUSE

Anonymous 07/09/26(Thu)19:15:14 No.65

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God I hate Indians so much its unreal. I used to call native Americans indians and wonder why they got so angry. But I get it now... like, thats the worst thing you could call anyone

>>69

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Anonymous 07/10/26(Fri)01:16:50 No.66

next level racism

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)12:13:10 No.68

I love all animals, except Indians

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)12:14:12 No.69

>>65 (OP)
I love all animals, except Indians.

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)12:14:13 No.70

Why are you obsessed with Indians, anon? I bet you've never seen one in your life.

>>72

Anonymous 07/14/26(Tue)02:32:03 No.72

>>70
are you some kind of indian apologist????? i refuse to interact with an indian apologist, I REFUSE