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The new version of Romeo and Juliet, now with crypto scams!
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Kek
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>>154 (OP)
Sam could be a bit more hairy
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>>157
Hair's fine, they should've put him on a bean bag playing League in the middle of the breakup scene
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Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
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is it out already? i wanna torrent it

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The new version of Romeo and Juliet, now with crypto scams!
>>157
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Kek
>>154 (OP)
Sam could be a bit more hairy
>>165
>>157
Hair's fine, they should've put him on a bean bag playing League in the middle of the breakup scene
Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
is it out already? i wanna torrent it

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disney reusing animation

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disney reusing animation
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4 hour movie...
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I hate Musk, but I'm not watching that, thanks.
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>>151 (OP)
lol wth
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>>163
>3 hr 55 min
Longer than Irishman for a documentary, Gibney lost his mind

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4 hour movie...
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I hate Musk, but I'm not watching that, thanks.
>>151 (OP)
lol wth
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>>163
>3 hr 55 min
Longer than Irishman for a documentary, Gibney lost his mind

It might surprise many fans to learn that the original live-action Mr. Bean series only consisted of 15 episodes, despite feeling much longer to many viewers.

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It might surprise many fans to learn that the original live-action Mr. Bean series only consisted of 15 episodes, despite feeling much longer to many viewers.
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harry potter without cgi
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>>145 (OP)
heh looks fun

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harry potter without cgi
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>>145 (OP)
heh looks fun

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The only good bug is a dead bug

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The only good bug is a dead bug

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This stop motion painting sequence from The Time Machine (1960)
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>>138 (OP)
better than ai slop
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>>143
bro this is masterpiece and u compare it with ai slop
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>>138 (OP)
I liked this adaptation of the book. The morlocks are blue for some reason though lol
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>>153
Blue fur and glowing eyes so the Eloi could spot them in the dark, MGM logic

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This stop motion painting sequence from The Time Machine (1960)
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>>138 (OP)
better than ai slop
>>144
>>143
bro this is masterpiece and u compare it with ai slop
>>138 (OP)
I liked this adaptation of the book. The morlocks are blue for some reason though lol
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>>153
Blue fur and glowing eyes so the Eloi could spot them in the dark, MGM logic

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was todd going through post partum depression
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Autistic killer by design

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was todd going through post partum depression
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Autistic killer by design

hmmm
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>>130 (OP)
they all are BLACK
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>>130 (OP)
lool

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hmmm
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>>130 (OP)
they all are BLACK
>>130 (OP)
lool

best joker
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>>128 (OP)
he died too early

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best joker
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>>128 (OP)
he died too early

‘COYOTE VS ACME’ debuts with the first ever 101% on Rotten Tomatoes. The highest rated movie of all time.
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>>125 (OP)
how, is this just meme or its really that good
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>>125 (OP)
i need to watch this movie

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‘COYOTE VS ACME’ debuts with the first ever 101% on Rotten Tomatoes. The highest rated movie of all time.
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>>125 (OP)
how, is this just meme or its really that good
>>125 (OP)
i need to watch this movie

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When you're both the cameraman and stuntman in Spider-Man: Brand New Day.
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>>123 (OP)
One of the best spiderman movie
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https://t.me/MVSFR/121?single

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When you're both the cameraman and stuntman in Spider-Man: Brand New Day.
>>124
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>>123 (OP)
One of the best spiderman movie
https://t.me/MVSFR/121?single

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>le super hero shows potential but must train
>le super hero is strong now and beats small baddies
>le big bad
>oh no Le big bad won!!!
>le super hero trains and makes friends
>le big bad fight part 2
>UH OH SUPER HERO IS LOSING!!!!
>OMG SOMEHOW LE SUPER HERO WON THANKS TO (power of friendship/ special mcguffin/his training
>now everyone is saved!!!!
>….or else?!?!???

how many times can niggers watch the same slop!

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>le super hero shows potential but must train
>le super hero is strong now and beats small baddies
>le big bad
>oh no Le big bad won!!!
>le super hero trains and makes friends
>le big bad fight part 2
>UH OH SUPER HERO IS LOSING!!!!
>OMG SOMEHOW LE SUPER HERO WON THANKS TO (power of friendship/ special mcguffin/his training
>now everyone is saved!!!!
>….or else?!?!???

how many times can niggers watch the same slop!
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I'll never understand anyone that would ever adapt an animated show to a live action movie, and I'll never understand anyone that would prefer to see the latter over the former.
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its because they turn everyone to black
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Old Disney had so much soul. It has truly fallen.
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In just a few years Disney will release an animation remake of the live action remake.

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I'll never understand anyone that would ever adapt an animated show to a live action movie, and I'll never understand anyone that would prefer to see the latter over the former.
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its because they turn everyone to black
Old Disney had so much soul. It has truly fallen.
In just a few years Disney will release an animation remake of the live action remake.

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>Our bronze age is collapsing

The line is equivalent to a soldier at the beginning of the 20th century saying that World War I had begun, or a knight saying that he is living in the Middle Ages.

I hate Nolan so much it's unreal
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bronze age collapsed because of niggers
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>>114
No, it was disease, volcanic activity, and the ruthless masters of maritime combat, the Sea Peoples.
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The Bronze Age has fallen
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>>114
this
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>>127
and niggers

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>Our bronze age is collapsing

The line is equivalent to a soldier at the beginning of the 20th century saying that World War I had begun, or a knight saying that he is living in the Middle Ages.

I hate Nolan so much it's unreal
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bronze age collapsed because of niggers
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>>114
No, it was disease, volcanic activity, and the ruthless masters of maritime combat, the Sea Peoples.
>>147
The Bronze Age has fallen
>>114
this
>>127
and niggers